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Monday, April 26, 2010

Black Coats


“There are no doctors in black lab coats,” the doctor said. The patient looked behind the doctor at the man in the black lab coat causing the fat patient to moan and scream. “You were bit… by something. We gave you morphine. You’re hallucinating. That’s all.” A thin man in a black lab coat approached the patient’s bed
“Please, doctor,” the patient said. “Please stop him.” The doctor looked tired. He shook his head and left the room. The thin man in the black lab coat smiled.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Patience

The man in the dark red pickup waited until the child was in the middle of the street. He hit him then. “He is not human,” the man said. In his rear view mirror he saw a small gray mass claw its way from the street. He heard a woman on the sidewalk scream. The man put his dark red pickup in reverse.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Doublet Game Solution: End into War

Here's how to put an end to war:


end
and
Ann
inn 
ink
irk 
ire 
are 
arc 
arr (what pirates say)
air 
fir
far
war 

Monday, April 12, 2010

Doublet Game: End into War

Can you put an end to war?


I cheated and used something that pirates say. You can too. 

Answer tomorrow. 

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Out of Service


“Sir, there is no elevator,” the bellhop said.
“Impossible,” the man said. “I saw my wife and boy step in.” The bellhop pulled the man away from the lobby into a dark corner.
“Gone, sir, gone. My condolences.” The man grabbed the bellhop by his collar and threw him into the wall. “There was an elevator, sir. Unholy thing. They’d go in, and it would not appear again until they’d starved to death or dehydrated. Their fingers turned to stumps of dried blood from clawing at the door. We destroyed the elevator and dry walled over the doors.”
“I saw them step in.”
“I know, sir, I know.” The bellhop said. “My condolences.”

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Doublet Game Solution: Black into White

Black

Slack 

Slick 

Slice 

Spice

Spite 

Shite 

White


This one took me awhile to come up with. I also couldn't decide if I should use "shite" or not. Luckily there's not an international rules society for doublets. 

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Doublet Game: Black into White

Can you turn black into white


HINT: I could only do this if I used a certain British slang spelling of a dirty word. Can you do it differently?